A friend of mine loved to use olive oil for his lube, and kept telling me I needed to try it.
So one day at his house after school I agreed and let him jerk me off with olive oil. It worked okay, but afterwards, my dick and pubic hair stunk of olive oil smell.
I was hoping when I got home that my parents wouldn't notice, but my little brother did. He looked at me while we were all at the dinner table and said,
"You stink!" Then he looked at my parents and said,
"Gary smells funny."
My mom scolded him that it was impolite to say something like that about anyone. (Ironically, I was 13 and my mom had told me just a couple months earlier that I stunk and that I needed to put on deodorant every day in the morning.) Right after dinner I took a shower and washed and washed my dick, balls, and bush with lots of soap and shampoo trying to get that embarrassing olive oil stink off of me.
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Cute. I was told a few times that I stunk, but it was BO, not jacking lotion.
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