The Geek with Meat

 I remember a boy in my 9th grade class. He was nerdy, skinny, boney, wore very non-stylish eyeglasses, and in gym class he was pathetic in his ability to do just about everything, especially if it had to do with having to catch anything. 

Showering after gym class was not mandatory, and for the longest time he avoided it. Then kids started telling him (truthfully) that he stunk in school in his classes after gym. So, one day, he stripped down and started showered with the rest of us. He was 14. OMG his darn thing looked like a fire hose! He had assets in dangling length far beyond those of any of us. I guess God does work in strange ways.

Anonymous