Sound Advice

 Several years ago when my son was a young teen, my wife showed me some of his dirty navy blue cotton boxer briefs that were in the hamper. The inside of the pouch on many of them were all stained and greasy.

 I ended up having a very delicate and private conversation with him and he admitted to me he was often using some vaseline to "do it", as he called it. He'd then pull them back up when he was finished without doing anything to try to wipe any leftover vaseline off of his penis. That led to a somewhat awkward conversation about the pros and cons of various lubes. I did admit to the ones that had been my own personal favorites and I agreed to buy him one of them, too. He looked at me with the biggest grin, I think because I had just pretty much admitted to him that his dad has jerked off a lot too. (I did not tell him that I still jerked off a lot, whenever I was in the mood but his mom was not.)

  Anonymous Dad