I remember those sheds you could buy disassembled at the tractor dealer. My dad and I put one together the summer I was ten. It was the first time I worked with him on one of his projects and I was real proud of myself. Sort of a coming-of-age thing without the sexual element of puberty.
The panels were thin metal and made a banging noise if anything hit them. I used to go behind the shed and pee on it a lot of times. The sound of pee hitting the thin metal made a steady noise as long as I could keep peeing full force. I was too young for jerking but pissing on the shed was my sneaky habit back then.
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Starting when we were just babies, there were two other boys in our block that were the same age as me. We were together all the time not... -
Dave brings us this story from his youth. I believe it is best to let the story serve as testament to his affection for someone he cherished...
Betting that the shed rusted a lot faster where you peed on it. And after a couple years your dad asking himself, why is all the rust in this one place?
ReplyDeleteThis comment reminds me of my cousins house he had a brick wall that he always peed on from age 6 to maybe 11 when they moved out, 5 years of daily piss and of course it didn't rust but there was clear discoloration in his typical pee spot and even after a blast with a pressure hose the spot remained.
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