Sunday, August 23, 2020

Trying to Screw the Dummy


Me and my next door friend Bud would go snooping down an alley behind a shopping center. We found lots of junk that we carried home to play with. My mother always yelling at us to throw away that trash.

 Okay, so one day we found a female mannequin in the dumpster. It was all dented up and missing an arm but we dared each other about taking it home. We razzed each other about making a hole in it and sticking our peters in. We knew very little about sex. Also, we were "virgin" friends, having never done anything sexy with each other. I didn't even know whether Bud knew how to jack off. I could shoot cum, but kept it a secret because I wasn't sure if it was normal or not. But here was this tall female body and after laughing about it a lot we actually dragged the thing home.

That was the beginning of our sexuality. We had to figure exactly where to make the hole. How big around? Was the dummy solid or full of something? Which one of us would "test" the hole? We measured the diameter of each other's dicks and got very stiff little boners as a result. Getting a kitchen knife we made a hole approximately where we thought a woman's place should be. But the hole had sharp edges and scratched our tender little peters, even when we carefully stuck them in.

So we made a deal. I would hold my fist up against the artificial vagina and Bud would stick his dick into my fist and pretend it was going on into the dummy's innards. He would poke around in my hand a little and then trade places with me. Then I stuck my innocent boner into his fist.


Our first experiment was only a partial success. Bud stuck his dick into my fist and whispered right away, almost before he could get his tool between my fingers, that he was going to cum! He pulled out at the same time that I opened my fist to let go of his stiffie. He started jacking off, telling me he had to cum right away. And within mere seconds he did cum. That fired me up. I was watching him and pumping my own stiffie. We both ejaculated, shooting streams onto the ground. The mannequin, however, had little bearing on our ejaculations.

Bud and me tried several times to figure how we could screw the mannequin, but that never quite worked out satisfactorily. However, we became very good jacking partners as a result of that stunt.

Anonymous

3 comments:

  1. LOL! Funniest thing you have ever posted!

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  2. I think using each other's hand as an artificial vagina for the other boy to penetrate and ejaculate into was probably a very common way for two boys to rationalize what were they were doing together definitely was not being gay. They were just helping each other to feel like they were f***ing a girl, which is what they convinced themselves (at 12 or 13 or 14) was what they did really want to do.
    Sounds like he friend already had problems with 'premature ejaculation' LOL.

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  3. This is hilarious. I have an impression of you guys laying the dummy on the ground and trying to put your little boners into a jagged hole carved out with a kitchen knife. Ouch! Wish you had said how old you were.

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