The Fastastic First Blast

My first time I think was a lot like this writer, and his story.

I was 14, standing in front of the bathroom sink and rubbing my boner for a while, and all of a sudden I started uncontrollably pissing all over the place. I had about 5 big spurts and some landed in the sink, on the faucet, and even on the mirror almost 2 feet in front of me. I frantically tried cleaning it all up with toilet paper, but noticed that my piss seem to be all thick and clumpy, especially what had hit the mirror. When I tried to clean the mirror, the toilet paper started sticking to the mirror and it dried leaving cloudy streaks all over the place.

Later that day I told my best friend about this strange thing that had happened where I suddenly started pissing all over the bathroom sink uncontrollably. He laughed at me and said, “You don’t know what that was?” He then explained masturbation to me. I was shocked and very embarrassed.

The next day, again hard as a rock, I tried doing it again but this time I was ready with a roll of paper towels and a spray bottle of Windex. But even though that second time felt just as amazing when it happened, all that came out of me was two tiny little squirts that barely made it to the sink, maybe just four out from me.

I think maybe at 14 I was a late bloomer, and wherever my semen was being stored in my body I must have been completely full and it very badly needed to be released and emptied. But in one day I guess my young body just did not have enough time to make much more of that stuff, so on my second time I probably released only about 20% as much as what had shot out of me on my very first time.

Anonymous