Something old came up in my mind today. Something from the past.
You have to think back with me to the very first Star Wars movie. It was the late 70s. Me and a friend went to see it and we were real impressed. After a few days I think "Hell, I want to see it again." So I'm 14 and go to the movie alone because it is calling to me so bad! In the action leading up to the bar scene, Luke Skywalker is flying his astro car (or whatever it was) with the droids in it and Obi Wan Kenobi too. And I am so into the movie and loving Skywalker and the car and everything that I've got a boner from watching him fly that car! Yes, while watching the movie, I am sitting in the balcony and get this huge boner that I have to constantly squeeze and mash. What would you do? It is an afternoon matinee, seats not real full. And I still today cannot believe what I did. I unzipped my pants and reach into my under pants and play with myself. All I wanted to do was play with it a little and feel how how f-ing hard it was.
Well you know the rest. Up pops the bar scene and I am thinking oh, oh, oh, how cool am I, watching this movie and playing with my big stiff dong. But wtf I can't stop! I'm thinking, don't shoot in your pants, you creep. But what to do. Well of course I get the boner all the way out and tell myself I'll stop in a minute. Only of course I already hit that point that every boy knows, where you say OOPS! Too far too far! And the time comes to shoot and I am horny as shit about jacking and the movie and going to the movie by myself. So it is time and I climax and everything. Big bunch of squirts go right onto the back of the seat ahead of me.
Well, the philosophy I learned that day, There is something very inconvenient about jacking off: Once you get going you will not be able to stop. And today, hell of a long time later, I was reading the blog and remembering that day at Star Wars and ask you guys, did you ever pump just one stroke too many and realize that was too far, too far, too far!
Anonymous Jacker from a galaxy far far away....
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To your question, "Did you ever pump just one stroke too many", the answer of course is, "OH GOD YES!!" I remember so many times being stiff and thinking, if I just stroke it a little bit, that will satisfy it and I'll stop. But of course that only made it 100 times worse that now you just HAD to go all the way and cum. Si I think we all had those similar experiences, but wow, doing it in a movie theater with other people there! You're da man!
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