You're gonna Freeze your Little Peckers Off

 I was playing over at another kid's house during a snowstorm. This was the friend whose dad let us skinny-dip (see story titled The Feather Feelies). We were about 10. There was at least a foot of snow on the ground and more still falling. Us guys ran out of things to do and started daring each other to take off certain pieces of clothing and run out into the snow. We argued about it until we backed each other into a corner and knew if we did it at all, we'd have to go out in the snow completely bare. It was a challenge that no boy could pass up. After a few minutes we stripped to our briefs. We walked through the house and encountered my friend's father watching TV in the den. My bud says to his dad, "We're going out in the snow without any clothes on."

 I was shocked - I figured the adventure was off when his dad saw us in our underwear. I would never have told my father anything about going outside naked. However, this man just looked at us sort of amused and said, "You're gonna freeze your little peckers off."

 That was also a stunner. I had never heard an adult mention private parts. Also I'd never heard the word "pecker" before, but quickly figured it out. The man made no effort to stop us. It was almost as if he was saying "Be my guest."


 We pulled off our skivvies and trotted out into the snow on the patio. After a minute the other guy said he was going to pee. That primed my piss and we both aimed our peters off of the patio. Our warm piss drilled yellow holes and trenches in the snow. Because of our previous skinny-dipping adventures, we had seen each other's little peters many times. But pissing into the snow while standing outside buck naked in a cold wind was somehow really funny.

 We went back inside, still laughing. The guy's father again seemed totally complacent. He said just one single word as we grabbed up our underpants: "Well?"

  "Cold," I answered, shivering like crazy.

The other boy added: "We pissed in the snow."

Once more I was surprised. I could not believe he was telling that secret to an adult.

 "You're both nuts, you know," his father told us.

 We trotted back to my friend's room, soon noticing that our icy little balls had shriveled to the size of marbles. That discovery led us into another chapter of our adventure -- crawling under the covers and warming up each other's scrotums while snickering like hell.

Marty