Ants in his Pants

I was setting in the waiting room waiting my turn to go in and see the dentist. Right across from me sat a young boy. I would guess his age maybe ten or eleven. He was fooling around in his chair stretching his legs out in front of him. Putting his hands between his legs. He would take his hands and raise them high in the air over his head. Then he would raise off his chair and set back down, He would do this a few times. Once he even fell out of his chair. He got back in his chair and started all over again.


All at once he turn around so his butt was facing me. Then he would raise his butt up in the air and then turn around and wiggle all around in his chair.
I just sat there watching him doing his performance. And smiling all the time. I looked at him and told him. You must have ants in your pants.

He looked at me no I don't have ants in my pants. Why do you think that I have ants in my pants.
Just by the way you are moving around in your chair.
That is something my grandfather always said to me because I couldn't sit-still still either.

He started to laugh.Then he told me that his mom and dad told him he was a wiggle wart. He told me all about how he always was getting into trouble at school because he couldn't sit still.
Even when I go to bed I wiggle all over the bed. The covers are all wrapped around me and my pillow is on the floor and I am laying cross ways in the bed when I wake up in the morning.

I started to laugh when he was telling me all about how he couldn't set still.
He asked me if I had any kids. No I don't but I did raise my nephew. You reminded me of him when he was about your age, How he couldn't set still either.

His mom came out of the dentist room. I hope he wasn't bothering you. No he wasn't bothering me at all. He is a very entertaining young boy. I enjoyed watching him wiggle around in his chair.
Yes he is a wiggle wart. He can't set still for a minute,

I reached out my hand. He grabs my hand and I thanked him for bringing back some great memories of my nephew when he was your age. Your a find young man and don't stop wiggling around.
His mom said I am sure he won't stop wiggling around.


Farm Boy