How do you give Certain Advice.....

 Our 12-year old grandson just spent the holiday weekend with us while my daughter and son-in-law went out of town to a wedding. On Sunday morning I saw him taking the sheets off of his bed and I asked him why he was doing that. Quietly he said he was going to help grandma wash them. My first thought was that he must have wet the bed, but I didn't smell any urine in the room. Then I asked him, "Did something happen during the night last night?"

 He didn't say anything but he closed his eyes real tight and looked like he might start to cry.

 I quietly asked him, "Did you have a wet dream?"

 Then he squeezed his eyes real tight and the tears came. He didn't say anything but he nodded his head up and down. I felt so bad to the little guy, so embarrassed about nature taking its course with a young developing little boy. I gave him a hug and told him what happened was perfectly normal and it was a sign he was growing up. I then asked him if he had had many wet dreams. Now with red puffy eyes and sniffles he told me,

 "Ever since about June, two or three times a week it happens. I was hoping it wouldn't happen while I was here, but it did."

 I asked him if he had ever talked about it with his dad and he shook his head no.

 When his parents came to get him I pulled his dad aside and told him what had happened, and I sort of told him that he needed to somehow tell his son that he needs to learn more on self-pleasure. I think my son-in-law was shocked by what I said, but I meant it. Somehow, somebody's gotta introduce him to the best way to relieve the pressure on his testicles.

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