Who Knew "How's it Hanging"

Funny Event:

A Long time ago in Junior High, it was cool to greet good buddies and friends saying

"How's it hanging?"

Nobody said this in front of parents, teachers or girls. But there was a little boy that was a year ahead of himself in school. He didn't know shit from shinola. He was book smart, but not very street-wise, so kind of dumb at the same time. He yelled across the field one day at another boy in Phys ed.

   "How's it hanging?"

 That was heard by scores of people and they laugh like hell at him. Me and another boy, we got the little kid alone in the locker room, and ask him if he knows what that really means. He just looked at us confused and said he thought it just meant "What's Up?". My friend pointed to the boy's pants. It means

 "How's your dickie doing?"

The little kid ran off and never said it again.

Anonymous