For two summers as a late teen I worked at a theme park. My favorite was the big roller coaster. The best part of the job was at the end of the ride where you help people get out. Lots of people were dizzy and couldn't stand very well, or even some looked like they were going to Yak! The strange reason that I liked that job? Was because boys about middle school or junior high that sometimes had a boner when the coaster stopped. It happened a lot. You could see the tent in their pants. Or see them clearly trying to mash it down.
One of my friends noticed the Boner Boys too. We called them roller boners. During off-loads if One of us would say RB ALERT, then you could see which way the other dude was looking to spot where a boy getting out of a car with a boner.
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I might have been one of those boys. I remember riding some of those really wild coasters that bounced you all around would sometimes give me a raging boner by the end of the ride. It was outright embarrassing. I remember sometimes getting out of the car and having to make a real quick adjustment hoping nobody would see it.
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