When the Urge Hits, You Bang It

I remember at least twice when I was a young teen being in a restaurant with my parents and I was so horny that I just had to go to the restroom and 'bang my drum' in one of the stalls until I found the relief that I needed so badly.

  I then remember coming back to the table and my mom questioning why I was in the restroom for so long. My answer I gave her was that I had 'belly cramps' (sort of a code word for loose poops or diarrhea). My mom would then be very empathetic, asking me if I was okay and feeling better. I assured her that I was (but not because of the reason she thought).

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