Top Honors for Class Clown

In the same vein as Regi's post, then Scott’s mention of the hilarious CONGRADULATIONS: 

 The pastor of my church was announcing the names of graduates on a Sunday morning service. They all seemed to have major honors. So he read, 

  “Tommy Smith, Valedictorian, Summa cum laude. Jennifer Riggs, Salutatorian, Magna cum laude. Rafael   Torres, Perfect attendance for twelve years, President of the National Honor Society.”

 Then the pastor paused for a second, looking at the name of a boy who was fully competent as the class clown and had barely squeaked by annually. And now to the great relief of his parents and everyone who knew the family, the pastor sought some manner of praise to the young fellow’s  mere accolade of graduation. There were no honors attached to his name. After a small pause, the pastor cleared his throat and announced,

 “Daniel Whitson... Praise the Lord!”

 The congregation broke into laughter, followed by applause.

Anonymous

Image displayed is only  representing a "Class Clown", Bwah ha ha

Eric