Saturday, April 14, 2018

Firefighter Wizzer Game

I wrote this earlier and accidentally erased it but second time is the charm...

 I don't consider a Kindergarten game that I played with other boys a sexual experience so I still maintain that I did not start until 10 years old. I used to play a game in kindergarten that certainly had an element of "fun times" specifically I'm talking about exposed penises. The only way you could play the game was with an exposed "weenie" or "wiener" as we used to call them. It was called Firefighter and 2, 3, 4 or 5 sometimes more of us boys would use the same urinal or go into the stall and stand around the toilet sometimes we'd even use the trash can. We'd try combine our urine streams while pissing into the toilet bowl or urinal there was really no point in the game but some boys would start and stop there urine stream releasing in short blasts while saying "fire one, fire two, fire three" and so on. If an unfortunate insect or spider was in the restroom that poor creature would be the target of Kindergarten boys piss.

  We stopped using the trash can after the school's custodian went around to every class and lecturing the boys about finding pee in the trash. I don't think he thought that the kindergartners did it. In order to play Firefighter using the trashcan somebody had to tilt it down. The custodian likely didn't believe a bunch of 5 year old kids put that much effort into pissing in the waste receptacle. Instead he probably thought it was the older kids who did it since they were proven responsible for dried paper towels on the ceiling that looked like stalagmites. It was the courtesy of the Kindergarten class that the trash probably smelled like a street on skid row (urine). I figure that it smelled if not I wonder how the custodian found out. The receptacle was taken out of the boys restroom and left outside in the hallway.

 Firefighter was sometimes played outside and I was never interested in joining in, it was just much too risky. The playground monitors were always looking for trouble and a bunch of Kindergartners standing in a circle was worthy of at least an investigation. I know that my friends were almost caught. I don't consider this a sexual experience because yes, I did see penises but I didn't look at them. Seeing and looking are two different things. I didn't get interested in seeing anyone in particular, didn't look at anyone in a different way after I had seen their penis and I certainly do not remember being particularly aroused. The game was just naughty and fun but not in a sexual way. One kid, always followed other kids into the restroom including myself whether he had to pee or not so maybe for him it might count as an experience. The Firefighter game to me just does not rank like that but it is a fun little thing that had potential to be something more but definitely wasn't.

Romes

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  1. Romes, it appears that you have created an email account specifically for certain types of communication. You could email direct to our story email account. If it is more convenient, and you might have greater surety that your stories don't get lost or erased. But you can continue the existing "comment submitted as story" format as well.

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