Saturday, December 23, 2017

Who's Bigger

This is part of a longer story from my youth but this particular scene sticks out.
Five boys at a 13th birthday sleepover. About bedtime and after we were done playing games and stuff, a black kid and white kid start comparing penises. The white kid says he's bigger and the black kid says he's bigger. The black kid said "well your 13, I'm only 12 and I'm bigger". The white kid corrects him, "I'm still 12 and I'm bigger than you and black people are supposed to have the biggest dicks".

They go back and forth and eventually start asking us. I took it the most seriously, determined to be fair and accurate. The white kid's penis was longer but the black kids was much wider. I pointed this out and rather than call it a draw, the argument shifted towards what mattered more length or width. It was the night where I played truth or dare for the first time and discovered how fun it was.


Anonymous Judge

2 comments:

  1. So, among a group of 12 and 13 year old boys, I wonder which they decided mattered more - the length or the width? And, considering that none of them likely had ever actually used their tools yet for such activities, on what basis or facts would they make that determination? (I bet it was a very interesting discussion!)

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  2. It was honestly, I think for bragging rights and nothing more.

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