One time at camp, there was a funny thing which happened in our cabin. The counselor was not in the cabin at the time, so us guys were all acting goofy.
We were all supposed to be getting ready for bed. One of the big boys jumps into the air and grabs a rafter. He kept hanging from the rafter and swinging back and forth a little. Some of the other teen age boys thinks that's pretty funny and so they did it too. Then us pip-squeak guys wanted to do it too. Only we could not jump to reach the rafter. So the big boys lifted us little boys up. So we're hanging from the rafters by our hands high above our bunks, the big boys call us little Monkeys.
One big guys say to a little one,
"Oops lil Monkey....your pants are falling off."
Which really was just his undie band showing, but he snatched down the boy's PJ's, also his underoos came off, showing the boys peter! Some other little Monkey guys like me, were still hanging onto the rafters, then the big guys pulled down all our pants too!
We are all laughing and swinging naked. They got the idea to find a ruler and see how long our dicks was. A guy says
"Wait a minute we'll making a ruler out of card board".
Another guy start to measure me. It tickles as he touches to measure my peter, and I got me a sudden stiffy.
The big kid yells, "Hey, look this Monkey's got a stiff one."
Everbody is laughing ! The bigger boys are all jiggling and tickling them little peters. But, they all say I was the champ. But right then, the counselor comes in. There he sees four boys hanging bare from the rafters and everyone's got boners sticking out!
Counselor told the big boys, "You're a bunch of homos!"
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What the counselor said, "bunch of homos," that was a major insult. "Homo" was the ultimate put-down when I was in junior high. It was the worst thing one boy could say to another one. A guy in 8th grade PE had an abnormally large peter. If anybody seemed to be looking at it, he would yell "Doakes, you homo, get away from me!" Believe me, that was embarrassing in a locker room full of boys.
ReplyDeleteI too remember the term Homo, being an ultimate insult. Haven't heard that term in years.
DeleteThis was such a fun story to read.
What a crazy sight that had to be. Seeing you all hanging like that from the rafters and the other boys measuring each of you hanging there. There was nothing any of you could do about what they were doing to each one. You had to be proud beating out every other boy for who had the biggest one. Thank you for sharing your great experience hanging from the rafters.
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I really like this one. Good story, and quickly told.
ReplyDeleteYes it was a put-down but that’s the way it was; in my school they looked for any excuse to call someone “queer” “homo” or the abbreviated “mo”. In most cases it wasn’t meant seriously, but that’s what they did. For me as a young closeted kid in denial, it was a torturous, terrifying thing to happen. But what a cute story!
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