Drunk Undie Buddies

This is not something of which to be proud of but here goes. Because it was funny thing, but it got us to thinking about dicks. The event is not really doing sexy stuff like many of the stories here describe, but I sure got a look at this dude's Junk one time.

At about 14 the only thing me and this other kid could think about was finding a way to get drunk.  I guess we thought it was a big thing to do and we had never done it yet. We dared each other, then he stole a six pack off his old man. We hid out in the garage and we each chugged one, him a can, me a can. I got sick at my stomach real bad but did not throw up, I just got the belly ache. The other guy he chugs one more and in a little while goes like stumbling a round. I tried to get up then I'm falling down every which way. He thinks it is funny and laughs his ass off. I laugh a little too, but upset with my belly-ache.

He goes and chugs number three. I guess that topped his bladder, so he goes "I got to piss". Right out loud in the back yard yelling and laying on the dirt trying to get up, and every time he just falls down yelling God! I got to piss. He works and yanks at his zipper..... it won't come down. I got to laughing so hard and couldn't quit. He says f--- it and just pulls down his whole pants and shorts. He's tryin' to piss.... only can't stand up. I can see his whole junk, tryin' to stand up then falls down on his ass. Then the finally spray launches, he goes piss all over the place. Laying on his back and pissing three cans of beer everywhere. He's not even holding it, he covers his body and it goes all over his clothes.

 All the time I'm looking straight at him pissing and his whole junk is naked just right there. When his sprinkler goes dry,  I pull him in the garage. Then I go in the house to get his dry under wear,  which I had to pull onto his dunk ass. After that day we were both sick a while. We quit talking any more about wanting to get drunk. However we got a new hobby, we sort of started to jerk our dicks together.  I guess it's because of me putting his under wear on him when he was all wet from pissin' himself. That day I had to touch his pisser, which somehow made us bigger friends with each other. Wanking off sure was a lit less risky than drinking Beer at our age, plus there was no side effects, only good feelings after shooting our young horny loads.

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