Teeny Weenie Peenie

A year ago at Thanksgiving I wrote a post for the BS blog about a six-year-old boy who looked at a picture in a Dick and Jane book and thought Dick had pee'd on the floor (Come See Dick Pee).

Last night I was invited to a birthday dinner for my sister-in-law at the home of that boy's family. He is now seven and in second grade. It was interesting to watch him on his home territory. He brought his toys into the living room and played with trucks and tractors and Hot Wheels between watching cartoons on his own cell phone. He's a very gregarious lad who hung around with the adults and also sort of halfway bossed his three-year-old sister. He remembered me and showed me some of his trucks.

About 9:00 the parents told both kids to get ready for a bath. I was not prepared for what happened next. Several minutes later the two of them came charging through the living room without a stitch of clothing! The boy was chasing the girl, both of them laughing and squealing. Then they raced through again with the naked three-year-old chasing the bare seven-year old. All in all we had three looks at the nude kids before their parents got them into the tub.

 Apparently a certain degree of nudity is "normal" in that family, which may explain why the kid was so open last year about asking whether Dick had pee'd.

But what grabbed my attention was the boy's amazingly tiny penis. At age seven I expected him to sport a clearly visible sign of maleness. Not so! He was equipped with a half-inch at most, merely a slight decoration on his groin rather than a protuberance. It was so little that it appeared to be wider than it was long. His balls (if he had any!) were completely invisible.

I hope for his sake that he develops some genuine manhood soon, before he reaches the age where boys change together and sneak secret peeks at each other.

MD