One Messy Mow Story

I actually came in my pants by keeping that vibrating mower handle placed just in the right spot.

One day while mowing the yard for our neighbors, They were out of town, so I was about half way finished with their back yard, and I stopped under a tree. The vibration had been feeling so good. I slowed to let the tingling jiggles work it's magic.

 I was probably in 9th grade at the time, and I sort of "edged" myself by pushing against it every time I turned and started a new row. By the time I was almost done with the lawn I could tell I was really ready and just kept it there. I had a huge explosion in my pants and had to go in the house and run past my mom, change my underpants in my room, and rinse them out in the sink.
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