Dinner and a Show

We went to a burger restaurant yesterday. Some of the tables at that place are like Bar tables, taller than normal with high stools to sit on. Not very big around. They can sit four people, max.

So this young teen dude nearby is with some other people at one of those tall tables. He is wearing an athletic shirt in red and blue, that is too short. It does not come down as far as his waist. For pants, he has got baggy cargo shorts. Dude's pants hang so low his butt crack is on display. He just sits there, eating and talking, his pallid crack perfectly visible, even as he shifts himself about on the bar stool. The shirt was clearly a miscalculation on his part, or perhaps this was a planned exhibition, who can be sure.

It looked like an invitation to poke something into the gap between his pants and his crack. I wanted to walk by and pour my coke into his pants!

Anonymous