Maybe He Doesn't get Enough Sleep

I was visiting my mom and overheard her on the phone talking with a friend of hers that has two boys, one in 5th grade and the other in 8th grade. Her friend was remarking about how tired her older boy always seems to be after school. While the 5th grader comes home and is active, goes out and plays, etc.

The 8th grader "comes home, goes straight up to his room, changes his clothes, and then falls asleep most days".
 
 My mom suggested maybe he doesn't get enough sleep at night, and she remarked that I was that same way when I was in school.

What my mom apparently never realized was that starting in 7th grade shortly after I discovered how to masturbate and climax, I'd come home from school, go up to my room, strip off my pants and have a terrific wank. Then after cumming, I'd get dressed, go back downstairs, and then drift off to sleep in a chair or on the couch, enjoying the nice post-ejaculatory "afterglow" of a toe-curling teenage orgasm that would make me sleepy.

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