Payback Time

 When I was almost 13, my 10 year old sister caught me naked when she opened the unlocked bathroom door. I wasn't doing anything but towel-drying my hair after my shower, so I didn't see her or hear her for several seconds. Apparently, she got a very good look at my developing privates. 

At the dinner table she excitedly announced, Danny's thing is all swelled up big and it's got all hair around it, too!" (I did not have an erection, it was just a lot bigger than the last time she saw me naked, which was probably 2 years earlier when we were still bathing together.) I was so embarrassed and so angry at her! 

 Our families all got together for Thanksgiving at mom and dad's house (we ignored COVID), and my sister now has a 13 year old son, Jared. I whispered to her,

 "I'm going to announce at the table that you told me Jared's 'thing' is now getting all big and hairy!" 

She looked at me in shock. I reminded her, that's what she had done to me when I was his age. So maybe now it's payback time!

 (Of course I didn't do it, I'd never embarrass my nephew like that. But it sure had her worried.)

Uncle Danny

The Observant Pharmacist

 I'm a pharmacist, and early in my career "rubbers" were available only in drugstores, under the counter, and customers had to ask for them. One day when I was working as a pharmacy student, the pharmacist pointed to a young guy and told me to wait on him when he comes to the counter, cuz he's gonna buy rubbers. 

After a while and there were no other customers near my counter, sure enough, I waited on him, quietly and sheepishly he asked for the brand and style he wanted. With respect, I completed the sale and he slipped away like a thief in the night.

 I then asked the pharmacist if he knew that guy and he said no. In my confusion, I asked him, how did he know he was here to buy rubbers? 

The pharmacist asked me, "What was he doing until the counter cleared of other customers? I said, "He was looking at the sunglasses." 

The wise pharmacist looked at me and simply said, "It's raining out."

Which Show to watch?

When I was around 16 my brother took me to one of those X-rated places. By pure chance I dropped my phone on the floor. I pushed my chair back to get down on my knees and find the damn thing in the dim light. While I was down there I saw many of the guys playing with their bare dicks under their desk. Some just diddling with their boners and others flat out jerking. For me it was more fulfilling to squat down and watch the "live" shows instead of the movies

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